Just as Vince is starved for RAW ratings now that his one-pony show lost its... well, it's one pony, Backstage Powers is starved for traffic. So, to drum up interest in our site, not to mention Pro Wrestling, Pro Boxing, Pro MMA, and Pro Anything that involves two or more people beating the tallow out of one another, we are holding the first ever Backstage Powers "Name that Finisher" Contest. All you have to do is look at the photo after the jump, and tell us the name of the finisher over on the boards. First person to get the correctly guess the finishing move's original name will get 50,000 WoW gold. Even if you don't play World of WarCrack, you'll still probably be able to fence your prize over on eBay.

Honestly, what the fuck do we look like? Givers? Sorry, chumps; this is actually my April Fool's post. I decided back in late March that the only way to fuck with some  "smarks" would be to post the April Fool's article in October.

And at any rate, who the fuck still plays WoW, anyway? In fact, new contest: First person to find a real life human being who still plays World of Warcraft gets an invitation to my secret auction. It's an exclusive event, where the most influential men on Earth will bid for the ultimate prize: the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge.