No. SRSLY. As I was saying in the podcast yesterday, Carano and Cyborg had the two hottest matches of the entire EliteXC event. Carano barely made the weight for the fight, and had to go through a sexy series of underwear changes.
So... yeah. You should totally watch this video. Unless, of course, you are more interested in Seth Petruzelli and his man-kisses. Go ahead. Look at those again. Don't watch this.
This is the episode in which we discuss mostly the events of the weekend past: namely, Kimbo getting sliced, and WWE's No Mercy 2008.
Also discussed are other matters of sports, as mocked and derided in a manner only Backstage Powers can. I should also drop in a quick liner note: this podcast doesn't necessarily "end" at its ending, because there's more that's brought to our attention regarding Seth Petruzelli after we wrapped. Think of it as a bonus track. Or don't; whatever, bitch.
No, I'm not trying to imply anything offensive by that. I'm saying that Seth Petruzelli is a self described "Goofy Homo" and I have the photographs to prove it, under the Internet's strict "Pics or it never happened" laws:
More to follow, after the break. Click "Read More" below if you dare. Of, if you're trying to figure some things out about yourself. Don't worry, we won't tell.
This video isn't safe for work and it's definitely not safe for your children for that matter. It's the quintessential studmuffin, Joel "(Insert rather lewd poetry here)" Gertner, announcer for the original ECW and a mouthpiece that makes Jerry Lawler's seem like Bill Cosby. Sit back, relax, and let this be a reminder of what Vince McMahon took away from you. May Gertner bring back the awful thoughts that plagued your adolescence.
Dragon Gate "SUMMER ADVENTURE TAG LEAGUE II", 8/28/08 Tokyo Korakuen Hall 2,350 Fans - Super No Vacancy Full House
Summer Adventure Tag League One Night Tournament - Semi Final: Naruki Doi & Masato Yoshino vs. Susumu Yokosuka & Ryo Saito Summer Adventure Tag League One Night Tournament - Semi Final: Cyber Kong & YAMATO vs. Shingo Takagi & Dragon Kid Masaaki Mochizuki, Don Fujii, K-ness & Super Shisa vs. Kenichiro Arai & Taku Iwasa, Akira Tozawa & Shinobu Summer Adventure Tag League One Night Tournament - Final:
In this episode, your beloved Captain realizes he's finally had enough with assholes on message boards who talk about that which they know nothing of (not like the two dopes who run this site!).
My mode of action was simple: to announce a World Heavyweight Championship of the Internet. The details are explained within. The actual rules and caveats of this title and how one might attain it will be given its own post sometime next week.
In other news, although this isn't really the place to be doing this, I want to apologize for the site being down all week, as well as for the podcast being this late. We were actually migrating the entire site over to a brand new web host, and with a three year old web site, it was a bumpy ride. Thanks for your understanding.
1.Men's World ~ UWA Middleweight Title, Loser Exposure Talk 7 Way Match: MEN's Teioh (c) vs. Makoto Oishi vs. Shinobu vs. Onryo vs. Tsutomu Oosugi vs. Hercules Senga vs. Yuki Sato 2.Hardcore Match: MASADA vs. Kankuro Hoshino 3.BJW Tag Team Title: Daisuke Sekimoto & Mammoth Sasaki (c) vs. KAGETORA & Bear Fukuda 4.No Ropes Barbed Wire Street Fight Death Match: Shadow WX, Ryuji Ito, Abdullah Kobayashi & Isami Kodaka vs. Takashi Sasaki, Jun Kasai, Jaki Numazawa & Yuko Miyamoto
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...In the sexiest way possible. 
This is the episode in which we discuss mostly the events of the weekend past: namely, Kimbo getting sliced, and WWE's No Mercy 2008. 
This video isn't safe for work and it's definitely not safe for your children for that matter. It's the quintessential studmuffin, Joel "(Insert rather lewd poetry here)" Gertner, announcer for the original ECW and a mouthpiece that makes Jerry Lawler's seem like Bill Cosby. Sit back, relax, and let this be a reminder of what Vince McMahon took away from you. May Gertner bring back the awful thoughts that plagued your adolescence.
